The Mona Lisa, Musee du Louvre. Paris, France. From my trip a couple weeks back.
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Arrested Development Inspired Drinks (in order of their drinkability)
No Touching!
Pour a shot of any alcohol of your choosing. Place it on the table in front of you. Grab your hands behind you back, place your mouth over the shot glass and lift, drinking it without using your hands.
The Franklin
Pour 1/2 shot of Kahlua into a shot glass. Using the back of a spoon, carefully layer 1/2 shot of Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur on top. Sing “It ain’t easy bein’ white (chocolate), it ain’t easy bein’ brown (coffee)” and shoot.
Afternoon Delight Brownie
Pour one shot of Godiva Chocolate Liqueur. Add a few drops (your discretion) of Green Dragon (or substitute an herbal liquor like Chartreuse, Galliano or Jager).
The Chicken Dance
1 shot Wild Turkey 101, served alongside a fried chicken wing. Dance and make a chicken noise as you drink.
The Never Nude
In a shot glass, pour in 1/4 shot Blue Curacao. Using the back of a spoon, carefully layer 3/4 shot vodka on top. Share with dozens of your friends.
The Buster
Mix 1 part fruit punch with 1 part sweet red boxed wine. Serve in a tumblr with a straw, or in a sippy cup. It’s off the hook!
There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand
1 oz shot Goldschlager, 2 oz 99 Bananas. Shake in a cocktail shaker full of ice for 10 seconds. Strain into a double shot glass. Light on fire. Yell “He’s a flamer!”, blow out, and shoot.
I Just Blue Myself
Pour one shot of Blue Curaco and one of Hpnotiq into a collins glass. Top with soda and stir. For added effect, add 2 drops of blue food coloring and drink from a blue straw.
The Trick Illusion
Make a pun about fire. Gesture dramatically and pour a shot of Everclear on your companion. Then yell “But where did the lighter fluid come from?!”
The Cornballer
Put a heat proof glass with one tablespoon of water in the microwave for 5 minutes. Take out and rim with crushed up Fritos. Add 2 shots of corn whiskey. Try not to burn your fingers.
The GOB
Fill a rocks glass of Everclear straight up, drunk quickly. When finished, look horrified and say “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
Hot Ham Water
Open a can of spam. Squeeze out all of the water from the spam into a bowl. Put in microwave for 3 minutes. Mix with equal parts vodka.
my cat is totally into Pantera right now.
Variations on a theme
Do you prefer the biologically accurate googly-eyes at the terminus of each arm…
…or the more whimsical pareidoliaic face?
Photo by Ed Bowlby, WoRDSS.
honestly I can’t choose!
I made this and it is good, I think.
“Behold, Kanye West cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which blogged about him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.” —Revelation 1:7
Kanye’s back. Click here to download the the Yeezus mask. Print it out. Color it. Cut it out. Attach it to your face using string (or super glue, but string is probably best). Wear it. Listen to this while you do so.
this year’s Halloween costume? in case my idea of McGruff the Crime Dog gets nixed?
because
this is my absolute favorite AD quote.
NOW ACCEPTING PRE-ORDERS
potential space porno titles
- Journey to YourAnus: ASStronaught Parties 3
- Black Holes 2: from Beyond the Event Whorizon
- Put it in the Poopiter on Jupiter
- ???
Erik and I joined a CSA which I have always wanted to do! It’s fun, but we also get all those weird things that you just pass by at the farmer’s market, especially all those greens (we’re really just kale/spinach people). We’ve been doing a good job of figuring out how to cook what we have. I’ve made this awesome coconut milk soup a few times to use up mizuna, which is actually quite good, though I never would have purchased it on its own!
